Sunday, September 26, 2010

Where have I been?

Quick update for you all:  I am still alive.

Now that we have that out of the way, I can tell you where I've been hiding for the past few weeks.  It's been a very busy and somewhat stressful time for myself.  I started a new job at the beginning of the month at a place called THEMUSEUM located in Kitchener, Ontario.  As my wife and I are still situated in Hamilton, I've been commuting back and forth every day.  Since we don't have a car, that means catching the 6:15am bus every morning getting me in to work at 7:50am (can I get a w00t for 5am wakeups?!).  It also means that I catch either the 4:35pm or 6:30pm bus back, getting me home at either 6ish or 8ish respectively.

It's a long day.

And on top of that, we've had to locate a new apartment in Kitchener and begin preparing for the big move.  Of course, every single weekend this month has been booked up with prior engagements ranging from football games to demolition derbies.  Somewhere in all of this, we need to find the time to pack.

So apologies for disappearing for a while, but things should start to calm down in a week or so.  I look forward to updating you all on what's going on and get back to blogging on a regular basis.

See you soon!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Some Like It Hot



Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye! 
Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something? 
Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me. 

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: South Pacific



Bloody Mary: [the ancient Mary is looking him up and down] Lieu-tellen, you sexy man. 
Lt. Cable: Thanks... You're looking pretty... er, fit yourself. 

Farm Silhouette 2


Farm Silhouette 2, originally uploaded by dweidl.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Pink Floyd The Wall



Teacher: What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody! 
[class laughs] 
Teacher: The laddie reckons himself a poet! 
[reads poem] 
Teacher: "Money get back / I'm all right, Jack / Keep your hands off my stack / New car / Caviar / Four star daydream / Think I'll buy me a football team." Absolute rubbish, laddie. 
[whacks him with a ruler, growls at Pink] 
Teacher: Get on with your work. 

Fisherman 1


Fisherman 1, originally uploaded by dweidl.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Film Quote of the Day (3 of 3): Shoot 'Em Up



Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? 
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno. 
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun. 

Film Quote of the Day (2 of 3): Licence To Kill



James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected. 
Franz Sanchez: And what business is that? 
James Bond: I help people with problems. 
Franz Sanchez: Problem solver. 
James Bond: More of a problem eliminator. 

Burning Up


Burning Up, originally uploaded by dweidl.

Film Quote of the Day (1 of 3): Monkey Business



Captain Corcoran: [describing the stowaways] One of them goes around with a black moustache. 
Groucho: So do I; if I had my choice, I'd go around with a little blonde. 
Captain Corcoran: I said, one goes around with a black moustache. 
Groucho: Well, you couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself. Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain? 
Chico: Hey, sure it gets-a lonely. Hey, when my grandfather's beard gets here, I'd like it to meet your moustache. 
Groucho: Well, I'll think it over; I'll talk it over with my moustache. Tell me, has your grandfather's beard got any money? 
Chico: Money? Why, he fell hair to a fortune. 

Life gets in the way

It has been a busy couple of days for me and I haven't posted in a while.  I'm going to catch up with 3 Film Quotes of the Day today to get me back on track.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Snatch



Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Raiders of the Lost Ark



Maj. Eaton: [sees a picture of the Ark with rays of power coming out of it] Good God! 
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought. 

untitled


DSC08357, originally uploaded by dweidl.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

My Email to Pan Am Representatives in Support of West Harbour


In case you haven't been following, there has been a great war raging in Hamilton over the site of a proposed Pan American Games stadium that would also be the future home of the Hamilton TiCats CFL team.  Anyone who has been following my twitter feed will know that I'm a supporter of the West Harbour location, a progressive site in the age of Peak Oil, environmental awareness, and urban reorganization.  The TiCats have argued for a site in the suburbs of Hamilton stating that their fans want a "driveway to driveway" experience and that they will lose money at the West Harbour site.  The point of this post is not to argue one way or another.  You can see the differing opinions at the following two websites:

The folks over at Our City, Our Future have done a tremendous job of running a grass roots campaign for the West Harbour and have amassed over 3,400 supporters to date.  They have asked for supporters to begin emailing our elected representatives at the provincial and federal levels as well as the members of the Pan Am Host Committee.  My email to these representatives is after the jump...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: The Beast of War



Daskal: [the tank is incapacitated. Daskal hands out a grenade to Kaminski and Golikov] You know our standing orders. 
Kaminski: What? 
Daskal: Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes. 
Kaminski: You must be out of your fucking mind! 
[He tosses his grenade aside] 
Daskal: Now. Together. 
[Daskal pulls the grenade pin] 

Friday, August 13, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Persona



Sister Alma: Is it really important not to lie, to speak so that everything rings true? Can one live without lying and quibbling and making excuses? Isn't it better to be lazy and lax and deceitful? Perhaps you even improve by staying as you are. (No response) My words mean nothing to you. People like you can't be reached. I wonder whether your madness isn't the worst kind. You act healthy, act it so well that everyone believes you--everyone except me, because I know how rotten you are. 

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: 12 Angry Men



Juror #8: It's always difficult to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth. I don't really know what the truth is. I don't suppose anybody will ever really know. Nine of us now seem to feel that the defendant is innocent, but we're just gambling on probabilities - we may be wrong. We may be trying to let a guilty man go free, I don't know. Nobody really can. But we have a reasonable doubt, and that's something that's very valuable in our system. No jury can declare a man guilty unless it's SURE. We nine can't understand how you three are still so sure. Maybe you can tell us. 

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Breakfast at Tiffany's


Paul Varjak: [reaches into his pocket at the Tiffany's counter] We could have something engraved, couldn't we?
Tiffany's salesman: Yes, I suppose so, yes indeed... the only problem is you would more or less have to buy something first if only in order to have some object upon which to place the engraving... You see the difficulty...
Paul Varjak: Well, uh
[holds up ring from Cracker Jack box]
Paul Varjak: , we could have this engraved, couldn't we? I think it would be very smart.
Tiffany's salesman: [taking ring and examining it] This, I take it, was not purchased at Tiffany's?
Paul Varjak: No, actually it was purchased concurrent with, uh, well, actually, came inside of... well, a box of Cracker Jack.
Tiffany's salesman: I see...
[continuing to look at ring]
Tiffany's salesman: Do they still really have prizes in Cracker Jack boxes?
Paul Varjak: Oh yes.
Tiffany's salesman: That's nice to know... It gives one a feeling of solidarity, almost of continuity with the past, that sort of thing. 

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Social Media News: Twitter to add new features?

UPDATE: Apparently, @twitteronnotice is not what many have thought it was supposed to be...back to Louis Gray for the answers:
My late-night speculation on Twitter readying a new feature uncovered not a new way for users to send notices to others on the site, but instead, one of the multiple internal-only accounts used to raise company morale and togetherness.
Definitely go to Gray's blog for the hilarious explanation from Twitter.




Twitter has you on notice. Compared to Facebook, Twitter is still a pretty small company with a tiny support team.  With it's explosion of users over the past year or so, this team has been overwhelmed trying to keep up with spam accusations, suspension of accounts, abusive behaviour - you know, your regular mixed cocktail of internet social norms.  According to Louis Gray, respected tech blogger, Twitter might be giving some support to their, ummm, support team.

A new account, called @twitteronnotice, says cryptically "You're On Notice!", featuring an avatar of Uncle Sam glaringly pointing his finger in your direction. The account even calls itself "Minus One", a common Internet tally for somebody or something being modded down by the community. (e.g. +1 and -1)

Get enough negative karma associated with your account, and you might see your account go on notice. While no public details are yet available for this private account, it could be a way for the company to try and avoid user attrition through aggressive account deletions, and put accounts in something of a holding pattern for violating the terms of service.

To add more credence to this rumour, the account is only being followed by a select group of Twitter staff members.  Finally, as many already know, it's impossible to create a Twitter account with the word "Twitter" in it - unless you work for the company, of course.  So it's pretty much guaranteed that Twitter is working on something here.

In other Twitter account news.  Are you an active participant in #FollowFriday?  Twitter might be attempting to make it easier for you to get the word out about your favourite tweeps. The account @TwitterShoutout has also been discovered by Louis Gray, suggesting that the account will be used as a new action to promote your favourite people on Twitter.  Gray speculates that a new list may appear in your profile that keeps track of all the tweeps who give you a "shout out", kind of like recommendations in LinkedIn.  One of Twitter's goals with the explosion of users in the last while has been to promote ways for discovering people as Twitter get's pretty boring if you don't have anyone interesting to follow.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Maverick



The Archduke: What's greatest Western thrill of all? 
Joseph: Kill Indians. 
The Archduke: Kill Indians? Is it legal? 
Joseph: Oh, white man been doing it for years. 

Quarterback Blitz

Huddle

The Edmonton Journal has been running a series on the lack of Canadian quarterbacks in the CFL.  I've always said that there is not nearly enough quality and quantity of training available for Canuck QB's to compete with our American counterparts.  But isn't that true for lineman, receivers, linebackers, etc?

People throw around such phrases like "The QB is like the coach on the field" or "QB is the most important position" or whatever meaningless statement about QB's you want to toss out there.  While reading the above mentioned articles, it struck me that many people state things like this, but really don't know the complexities of the position and the thought processes involved.  Whether or not QB is the most important position in football, sports, or whatever...I don't really care.  But I would argue it is probably the most complex position in team sports.

Picture this...


Whistle blows.

The previous play was an utter failure leaving the qb's team at 3rd down with 9 yards to go.  His team huddles while he looks towards the sidelines for the signal of what the next play is.  Since it's the fourth quarter, the qb knows he's supposed to get the signals from the third string quarterback and ignore the signals coming from two other players who are decoys.  After observing the complex hand movements of the third-stringer, the qb deciphers the specific passing play he is to run and heads to the huddle, remembering the specifics of the play and deciding upon a snap count in the process.  In the huddle, he relays the play to his teammates and answers the inevitable question of "what am I supposed to do" posed from at least one of the members within this tight circle.

The huddle breaks with everyone hurrying to the line.  The qb strolls to his spot on the field, surveying the defense's initial alignment to his team's current formation.  He checks the number of safeties, linebackers, and defensive backs, what their relative positions on the field are, which way their hips are facing, and where their eyes are looking.  The qb guesses at what defense they are likely playing and what the coverage might be.  Since the play has option pass routes for the receivers, he guesses which route the receivers may choose and which player will most likely be open.

The qb reaches his offensive lineman and readies himself to receive the snap.  With his eye still on the various defenders, he decides whether or not he should change the play at the line with an audible.  His mind works through the various plays that are available to him, but he decides to stick with the called play.  He begins calling out the cadence which includes a fake audible call.  With the start of the cadence, the defense begins to shift its alignment - various linebackers move up, safeties alter their relative positions and defensive backs press up close to the receivers.  The qb can still call an audible but decides to continue sticking with the called play, instead adjusting his assumptions about the likely defense and coverages, and how the receivers option routes will change, and finally who will most likely be open.

He reaches the snap count, the ball is snapped and chaos begins all around him.  Immediately stepping back on a five-step drop, the first two steps back reveal the actual defense that is being played - a linebacker on the right blitz's, one of the safeties move up to fill, the second safety moves to the center and the corners drop back deep and sit...a cover 3 zone with a blitzing linebacker.  Step 3 of the drop back and the qb has probably decided on an area of the field where he is most likely to make the pass and is determined the proper option routes for the receivers in that area (and hoping they have made the appropriate read as well).  With his fourth step back, the qb decides which receiver is open, ensuring to look generically down field so that defenders can't read his eyes.  Finally, with the completion of his fifth step, the qb shifts his weight forward and uses all of his muscle memory to launch a perfectly tight spiral, not to where the receiver is but to where the receiver will be based on an instinctual computation.

First down.  Whistle blows. Roughly 30 seconds to do it all over again.

The Waiting Game


Waiting.  It's a terrible thing.

As I mentioned earlier, I had a job interview last week and I felt like it went well (but who ever knows about these things, of course).  And now the waiting begins.

Waiting is only a terrible thing if you care enough about what you're waiting for.  So suffice to say, I really want that job.  But it's not that simple.  Taking that job would most likely mean that my wife and I would be packing up our bags and moving from Hamilton to Kitchener.  When I started this job hunt, we agreed that it would be quite the adventure to move to a new city...but that was when we were talking about moving across the continent to somewhere like San Francisco or Vancouver, etc.  Kitchener is even closer to Hamilton than Toronto and that should make it all the easier for us to move, but the excitement of moving is somehow lost with this option.  However, more importantly the excitement of the actual job still persists and really makes me feel more confident in my interest in taking it since it persists in spite of the less than thrilling move to Kitchener (and don't get me wrong about Kitchener...it seems like a really fun place to live, just closer than we were expecting to move, which has stripped a bit of the "adventure" tag from this endeavour).  Really though, this job is cool...amazing space, the people seem great, and the job has that perfect mix of the entrepreneurial and teamwork.

So yeah, the waiting.


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly



Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. 

Friday, July 30, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Singing in the Rain



Cosmo Brown: Why bother to shoot this film? Why not release the old one under a new title? You've seen one, you've seen them all. 
Don Lockwood: Hey, what'd you say that for? 
Cosmo Brown: What's the matter? 
Don Lockwood: That's what that Kathy Selden said to me that night. 
Cosmo Brown: That's three weeks ago, you still thinking about that? 
Don Lockwood: I can't get her out of my mind. 
Cosmo Brown: How could you - she's the first dame who hasn't fallen for your line since you were four. 

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Quickie Thought: Post Job Interview Email

I had my first job interview in a number of years - I think it went really well, but you can never tell from these things.  There have been interviews where I felt I did terribly and got the job and others where I reach the pinnacle of perfection and finished a distant second place (or third, fourth, fifth, etc.).  So, I have no idea.

As any good interviewee knows, you must always send a thank you note of some kind after the interview is complete.  These days, these notes take the form of email, so you best be getting that email off within 12 hours (they say 24 hours, but in the age of blackberries and iphones, that doesn't seem right).  I dutifully sent my note off tonight - plain and simple, nothing too flashy.  But I must admit, I was tempted to take a bit of a risk...try something a little off the wall perhaps.

First I need to give you some context.  As mentioned previously, I've been toying with this notion of creating a personal brand for myself around the idea of "professional craziness", which I've now thankfully renamed "professional eccentricity" (I've always said I'm terrible at naming things).  The idea of creating a personal brand is not new of course, but it has become increasingly important in the age of social media when a quick google search will reveal pretty quickly many aspects of who you are, both good and bad.  I'm kind of a mixed bag of often opposing qualities - creative with a analytical twist if you will - so I feel this idea of being professionally eccentric fits me well.  I often bring up hair-brained schemes as solutions to problems in order to think of ways to solve them in a different way.  But I'm generally grounded in reality - I'm not weird or strange just for the sake of it.  There is a method to my madness.

Of course, this branding has trickled over into my quest for a job in social media.  And I want to work for a place that is going to accept me for who I am and not stifle my creativity and zest for new ideas and ways to do things.  So my cover letters are a little bit more "familiar" than the average potential hires out there with phrases like "get-it-done-ness" and "you won’t see me shiver at the sight of an Excel spreadsheet" and "you need someone fearless enough to walk up to the edge of the cliff, but have the presence of mind to strap on a bungee cord".  Maybe this writing style of familiarity turns off potential employers, but they probably are not places I want to be working at anyway.  Kind of like a weeding out process, similar to my reason for having a beard as I always rationalized that I wouldn't want to meet a girl who didn't like beards.  It worked, I'm now married to a beard-obsessed wife.

This is a roundabout way of saying that I wanted a little something different in my post interview email.  My idea was to end the email with "And in the words of the Gingerbread Man in Shrek 'Pick me! Pick me!'".  Nuts? Yep.  Even nuttier when I recalled afterward that the Gingerbread Man only said this during the menu loop of the Shrek DVD.  I've only seen the movie like 2 times and somehow this stuck in my head.

Yeah.  Probably a good idea I didn't do that.

Film Quote of the Day: A League of Their Own



Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for? 
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach. 
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass. 
[Evelyn starts to cry] 
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! 
Doris Murphy: Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy... 
Jimmy Dugan: Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigshit. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? 
Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no. 
Jimmy Dugan: Yeah! NO. And do you know why? 
Evelyn Gardner: No... 
Jimmy Dugan: Because there's no crying in baseball. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying! 

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Blue Velvet



Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like? 
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken. 
Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! 

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Mutiny on the Bounty



Captain Bligh: Now don't mistake me. I'm not advising cruelty or brutality with no purpose. My point is that cruelty with purpose is not cruelty - it's efficiency. Then a man will never disobey once he's watched his mate's backbone laid bare. He'll see the flesh jump, hear the whistle of the whip for the rest of his life. 

Monday, July 26, 2010

The Name's Bond, James Bond



I'm a pretty big James Bond fan.  The stunts, the villains, the gadgets, the women, the locales, the one-liners...you get the idea.  More than any philosophical argument thought of by the Greeks, Bond fans have endlessly debated two questions since Ursula Andress wandered out of the ocean: Which is the best Bond film?  And who was the best actor to play Bond?  Today I tackle the latter of the two (or the former...whichever the actor one is).


Film Quote of the Day: On Her Majesty's Secret Service



Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

A Lazy Man's Vow

BLARG! No picture adequately describes this post.

I have become lazy.  A very lazy blogger, if you can even call me that right now.  Sure, I post almost every day, but I would hardly even label them as posts - "Film Quotes of the Day" are hardly a full day's work (not that blogging is supposed to be a full time job or anything).  A quick look at my DVD collection, a hop, skip, and jump to IMDB for a quote and boom! you have a post.  A monkey can pull off that shit.  The fruit flies currently invading my apartment have been more productive lately.

I had my first meditation session in months tonight (as an aside, you should really try it...I've had my best ideas in the 2 month period I practiced meditation) and I decided, to quote wrassler Owen Hart, "enough is enough and it's time for a change".  And in my world, changes mean vows.

The purpose of this blog was always two-fold - to bombard the millions of avid readers of this blog with my view of the world and to be a practice range of sorts for me to develop my meager writing skills into something hopefully at least mediocre.  I feel that I have failed miserably on both fronts.

So! With that said, I will guarantee at least 3 blog posts a week on top of the standard fare of Film Quote of the Day posts.

That's that.  Prepare to be mildly accosted by me with posts.  Beware.

A sneak preview of what's in store: Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig - The Bonds and Their Relative Strengths.

Film Quote of the Day: Dark City



Mr. Hand: I have become the monster you were intended to be. 

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Mallrats



[Brodie picks up a controller and continues a paused video game] 
Rene: What are you doing? You promised me breakfast. 
Brodie: Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime. 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Easy Rider



Captain America: No, I mean it, you've got a nice place. It's not every man that can live off the land, you know. You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud. 

Monday, July 19, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: La Dolce Vita


Marcello Rubini: You are the first woman on the first day of creation. You are mother, sister, lover, friend, angel, devil, earth, home.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Life Gets in the Way

Hi avid readers!  I must apologize - posting will be slow this week.  I had about three good blog posts lined up to write and then my sister-in-law goes into labour yesterday and well, you know.  Obviously family in these situations take precedence over such important topics as ranking the actors who played James Bond, deciding where the Big Ten should hold its conference championship game in football, and of course finding out about what I learned this week on the internet.  I know you're disappointed but too bad.

Anyway, congratulations Mark and Susannah on their beautiful new boy Eli.  I know you'll make wonderful parents!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: The Lion King


Adult Simba: I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I've been running from it for so long.
[Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick]
Adult Simba: Ow! Jeez, what was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn't matter. It's in the past.
[laughs]
Adult Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.
[swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way]
Rafiki: Ha. You See? So what are you going to do?
Adult Simba: First, I'm gonna take your stick.
[Simba snatches Rafiki's stick and throws it and Rafiki runs to grab it]
Rafiki: No, not the stick! Hey, where you going?
Adult Simba: I'm going back!
Rafiki: Good! Go on! Get out of here!
[Rafiki begins laughing and screeching loudly]

Monday, July 12, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: Duck Soup


 Minister of Finance: Here is the Treasury Department's report, sir. I hope you'll find it clear.
Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report.
[to Bob Roland]
Rufus T. Firefly: Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Cereal Milk and Other Glorious Inventions


I wouldn't say that I'm some crazed inventor or anything, but I do have a few ideas percolating up in the old noggin.  The first from my stockpile of million dollar ideas came about during my second last year of high school.  With the success of ebay, I started thinking of different ways the internet could be used to buy and sell.  My idea was an online marketplace that we would call ibuy.com.  It was basically the opposite of ebay: someone who is looking to purchase a specific item would post on this site describing what they were looking for.  Others who had a good or service that fit this description would reply with a price they would sell it at.  If someone else also had the good or service, they could offer it at a lower price - simple reverse auction.  I was pretty excited about it at the time and even had a teacher willing to invest until I did a bit more research and found out that there was a site similar to this idea.  Obviously it hasn't been too successful as I can't even remember what the company's name was.  Oh well, I was not deterred in my inventiveness.

The next idea hasn't been figured out by anyone else yet as far as I know, but I'm pretty confident that it's not something I'm ever going to follow through with - so, internet...here's a present for you.  I never came up with a better name, but I call it Cereal Milk.

Reader: Huh?  
Me: Let me explain.

As a child, my favourite part of breakfast was finishing the bowl of cereal and being left with the most sugary, the most sweet, the most tasty part of the whole breakfast...the leftover milk.  MMMmmmmm!  Now this might sound disgusting at first, but you put sugar in anything and kids will eat it, amirite??

In my first year of university, on a whim, I decided to try and replicate that sweet nectar.  I put a bit of sugar in a glass of milk.  It was...ok.  Being the brilliant person I am, I decided to take the Tim Allen approach - more power!! Ar Ar Ar!  So I dumped a whole whack of sugar in there.  The result: O.M.G. (with an F in there if you like)!!!1! - yeah, it was in the middle of the MSN days and internet abbrevs were all the rage.  In any case, it tasted just like the milk after finishing a bowl of cereal.  I suddenly had an epiphany.  Imagine selling this stuff through companies like General Mills or Post as if it was one of their cereal brands?  Like Trix Cereal Milk or Count Chocula (my personal fave) Cereal Milk??  You change the flavour slightly for each brand, market it like cereal, have a few toy freebies attached every now and then BAM! you're selling this stuff like hotcakes.  I mean, this right here is genius - health trends be damned.  But I was never one too interested in being a food product manager for a Proctor Gamble et al.  Alas, the dream remains elusive.  But someone really needs to do this...like now.  Seriously.  I'll buy a case a month.

My next idea is really a good one, but pretty boring as well.  As our society continues to be ever more reliant on electronic devices, we seem to be going through a whole heck of a lot power bars.  And damn those engineers that came up with those stupid super fat plugs that take up like 2 or 3 other outlet slots when plugged in.  Enter the "Outlet Extender" - yeah I know, I need to really work on these product names.  The Outlet Extender is a very simple device.  It's basically, umm, well...easier to explain in pictures:


The giant plugs that don't fit plug into the Outlet Extender which in turn plugs into the power bar, freeing up the two outlets that would normally be covered by the giant plug when plugged it into the middle outlet.  An elegant solution for a more civilized age.  But it's just too boring for me to be bothered with.

So there you go, internet.  Gift wrapped just for you.


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Film Quote of the Day: 8 1/2 (Otto e mezzo)














Guido: My Dears... Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.

Canadian vs. American Football: Which is better?

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I'm a huge football fan, enjoying all levels of the sport.  The Fall has always held a special place for me growing up.  While other kids mourned the end of the summer and the coming of school, I eagerly anticipated the start of the football season.  And once my brother and I began playing in the Ontario Varsity Football League (OVFL), the summers were also completely consumed by the sport.  Hell, by my estimation, between minor leagues, high school leagues, travel leagues, and all-star games, I've played in over 100 competitive games since I was 10 (not including my "prolific" flag football career in university, heh).  And this doesn't get in to my football viewing habits.  Yes, football is pretty important to me.


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I've played in many different versions of the sport with many different rules: full on Canadian rules in high school with a Canadian sized ball in Juniors and an NFL ball in Seniors; Ontario Football rules which is the same as Canadian rules but with 4 downs instead and a slightly smaller ball in the OVFL; and I've played American rules (4 down, NFL style) at football camps in the US with high school sized balls.  As a result, I've always had fun pondering the question of which version of the sport is better? American or Canadian?


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Just to be clear, I'm talking about this from a rules point of view.  Comparing the CFL to the NFL is a whole other kettle of fish where you're debating talent level (no debate there), fan support, rivalries, stadiums, broadcasters, etc.  And for full disclosure, above all else, I am a huge US college football fan.  Especially of the Michigan Wolverines...like 15 years of season tickets, bowl games attended, road games attended, live and die each Fall Saturday, type of fan.  Nothing else comes close.


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Finally, before we begin, maybe you don't know the differences between the variations of the sport but ask yourself the question: which do you think is better?  Once you read below, see if you agree or disagree or if I've changed you mind.  I'm curious to hear your thoughts.


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Alright, enough stalling.  Since Americans don't usually even remember that there is a Canadian version of football (even though us Canadians practically invented it), they don't usually get caught up in this debate and don't have arguments defending their side.  Canadian football fans on the other hand have a bit of a inferiority complex with this issue.  They tend to argue that by design the Canadian game is much more exciting because of the propensity for more offense.  I will argue that this design does increase the offensive fireworks, but actually makes the game less interesting.

First we must look at the way the Canadian game is set up to bolster the offense's position.  Almost every rule difference is set up to give the offensive side of the ball an advantage.  Let's look at some of them:
  • Defenders must line up one yard off the line of scrimmage.  This gives offensive lineman an advantage in blocking, especially in short yardage and pass blocking situations.
  • All offensive backfield players are allowed to go in motion towards the line of scrimmage, gaining downfield momentum at the snap of the ball.  This is particularly useful for receivers going out on pass patterns as it makes it difficult for defenders to keep up with the speed they have accumulated.
  • Due to increased number of players on the field, there is an extra offensive backfield member allowed to go out to receive a pass.
Two other differences deserve a closer look: field size and number of downs.  The Canadian football field is absolutely huge and dwarfs the size of its American counterpart.  The 110 vs. 100 yards field of play is just the beginning.  The endzones are twice the length at 20 yards each compared with American versions at 10 yards.  This makes passing a much easier proposition as the entire passing playbook is available to CFL teams when the offense enters the redzone.  Contrast that with their American counterparts who often will develop plays specifically suited for the offense as they near the endzone due to the declining amount of real estate to work with.  But the real game-changer is the width.  Canadian fields run 65 yards wide compared to the 53 1/2 yard width in the US.  The added width to the field dramatically opens up the passing lanes for the quarterback and receivers, making it much more difficult for the defense to adequately defend the aerial attack of their opposition.  Combine that with the advantages noted above and it quickly becomes clear that the offensive passing game has a huge advantage.


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But the Canadian game's most distinctive rule difference does much to mitigate that advantage.  "Three Down Football" pretty much defines how outsiders view the sport - and drastically alters the manner in which the game is played.  With one less play available to progress 10 yards down the field to get another First Down, the offense must use the advantages above and be efficient in their play execution to maintain offensive possession.  A 3 yard rush by the running back, although positive yardage, sets up a still difficult 2nd and long.  And, by design, the offense's systemic advantage in the passing game ensures that the running game's importance is significantly diminished. It's the passing game that's the foundation of an offense's game plan while the running game is seen as a change of pace play.


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As someone who played quarterback for the majority of my playing days, this seems great on the surface.  And many would argue that more passing makes for a more exciting game.  But the preponderance of passing in the Canadian game takes so much of the strategy and variety out of football as to render the sport neutered of interesting analysis and innovation.  American football has found an equilibrium between favouring rushing versus passing and between offense versus defense (although the trend as of late has been moving towards tightening rules in favour of passing and offense).  This has been instrumental in building the cat and mouse game played by opposing teams where they develop innovative strategies to out-scheme their adversaries.  In American football there are overarching strategies and philosophies about run vs. pass, about aggressiveness, about cover 2 or the zone blitz, 3-4 vs. 4-3, types of pass offenses, formation philosophies, etc.  Canadian football is much more about adjusting your tactics to the players you have.  By and large, the strategy remains the same for all teams: pass well and defend the pass well.  Innovations on offense and defense are few and far between.  In the past 20 years, the game has largely stayed the same, whereas the American version has constantly evolved.


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To me, that constant evolution and cat-and-mouse game is what makes the sport of football so interesting, particularly the American version.  There is more preparation for each game in football than in any other sport in the world.  And that preparation stems from the need to out-think your opponents and prepare for their ever-changing strategies.  It's what makes the large amount of down-time between plays not only bearable, but stimulating as you go through the same process that the coach goes through, thinking "what to do next".  It creates unique narratives for each contest on the gridiron as you match strategy versus strategy.  For the most part, Canadian rules strip the sport of its fundamental question from which all other strategy afterward is based on "to run or to pass?".  American football puts that question on a pedestal.

What do you think?

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